//Absurdly helpful for people writing royal characters and/or characters who interact with royalty and members of the nobility.
"talk dirty to me"
This is a very important message for young people everywhere
The Hobbits approve
"I hope you step on a lego."
House-themed sets of Harry Potter over on Gilt. You can find them under Juniper Books.
I want them!
homina homina homnia
seeing a post from one of your rare fandoms randomly appear on your dash
Benedict in Erebor
actual evidence of men not giving two fucks about fashion on the red carpet because they all wear the same boring suits lbr
I HAVE THREE WORDS THAT WILL BRING JOY TO YOUR HEART:
little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime